I recently woke up at 4:30 AM and couldn’t go back to sleep. By 5:00 AM, my mind was a beehive of activity and out came the lyrics for this new song: “Honey, I’m freezin’ cold out here!”
(Imagine Christmas bells ringing and a Christmas melody in the background as an intro.)
Well it’s time for Yule tide cheer,
And the world both far and near,
Celebrates with warmth inside,
Ev’ry husband with his bride.
Honey, I’m freezin’ cold out here!
Baby, I need you. Can’t you hear?
Sugar, I’m knockin’ at the door.
Sweetie, I’m dyin’; don’t keep score.
Darling, I did it. Yes, it’s true.
Lover, I’ve sinned; but now I’m through.
Ducky, this time I’ll give it up.
Lady, I need my butter cup.
It’s the time to show good will.
Can you stop the frosty chill?
‘Tis the season to be warm.
Will you stop the winter storm?
All our neighbors rest at home.
I’m out here and left to roam.
Will you let me come back in,
To reheat my frozen skin?
There’s a blizzard on its way,
And I’ll die if I can’t stay,
In a nice and cozy house,
With my hott and sexy spouse.